is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
