I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
only you would photoshop your dick
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
