What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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