in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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