I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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