Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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