Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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