Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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