THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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