he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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