Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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