i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
