is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You were trust falling into bushes
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
