i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Randomize
