Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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