becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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