so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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