"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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