big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just puked most of my soul out..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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