i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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