You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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