I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
ttyl tear gas
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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