okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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