Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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