i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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