So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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