Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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