I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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