South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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