Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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