It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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