But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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