i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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