I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
send nudes
from the living room?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
