READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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