I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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