shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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