Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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