More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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