Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
