garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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