at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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