I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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