Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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