Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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