dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ugly people sure do ruin things
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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