I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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