I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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