Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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