I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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